In my quest to fill the dull void between visits to your local bar, I have started up a collection of awesomely addictive computer games from the early 1920’s.  Their terrible music, slow game play and recockulous graphics made these games a huge hit back in the day.

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This weeks classic is ‘Simon’ – “Simon’s a computer, Simon has a brain, you either do what Simon says or else go down the drain.”

The idea of the game is a simple one, as Simon likes to say.  Follow the pattern of lights and sounds for as long as you can remember them.  The lights show up faster the more sequences you correctly recall.

FACT: Simon was launched in 1978 at Studio 54 in New York City and became an immediate success. It became a pop culture symbol of the 1980s.

This weeks game was bought to you by Neave Games

I know that every now and again, things can get a little mundane. Well, let me take care of that! Welcome to your first serving of crap but very addictive games. In this edition I bring you

Space Invaders – A very nice Japanese man with a very nice Japanese haircut called Tomohiro Nishikado once had the inspired idea to make a video game about shooting white goo at a rampaging invasion of wobbling blobs. And so, in 1978, Space Invaders was born.

Control keys

Move left = left arrow key, Move right = right arrow key, Fire laser = space key

Pause game = P, Quit game = Q, Mute sound = M

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This weeks game was bought to you by Neave Games