If you haven’t seen Keyboard Cat in the last 20 years or so he’s been around, you probably were not connected to the internet. Millions of views on YouTube, and loads of variations of this classic funny video. But today, I came across one that I hadn’t seen before, yes, I nearly pissed my pants laughing. Keyboard Cat is funny, but Keyboard Cat on Acid……very funny. Check it out for yourself. If you have seen any great YouTube videos recently, post them in the comments below. I like a giggle. As always, If you like what you see, blast it on the social media links below. Enjoy. BTW, just found another great video. Ever wanted to see Angelina Jolie naked, with 2 babies sucking on her saggy boobs, or how about Britany Spears naked, on all fours, giving birth on a bear skin rug. You do!! Well then check out the video below.. T.B.S….Very Funny.
I’m now off to the 7th Annual Brewtopia Beer Fest in Manhattan…
Subject: NEW PANDEMIC!!!
I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes etc.
From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating condition is very serious and it appears this is not an isolated case. Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu]. Others are reporting a McDonald’s Happy Meal can also help in some cases.
Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening, and if treated early can be iradicated within a 24-48 hour period. If not, then further application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been shown to do the trick.
Good luck,
ThisBarSucks.com Team…….hic!
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OK OK, maybe they were not actually used in public, but they sure got some online exposure. Very funny !!
Can you imagine somebody doing this in Times Square, New York. Awesome….
Have you ever had one of those nights, the one where you wake up in the morning and you have a second heartbeat in your head. Tequila vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don’t have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare ‘floater’ thrown in. The sole purpose of this ‘floater’ seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your butt. Death sounds pretty good about right now…. Well, if you have ever had one of those, there is a possibility that this could have been you!!
I was sent this link years ago, just found it… So addictive 
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says “me feet are freezing mate could you nip upstairs and get me slippers for me”?
“No bother” says murphy and nips upstairs, there he sees paddy’s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
“hello girls” he says, “yer dad sent me upstairs tae shag ye both”. “Fuck off ya liar” they say. “I’ll prove it” says murphy. he shouts down the stairs, “both of them paddy”?
“Of course” paddy says, “what’s the use of fucking one!
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night”. She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.” “Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”
She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come.”
‘Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. ‘Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.’ Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even on full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and went down. Somehow,surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy, Mick & the pilot survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, ‘Any idea where we are?”
I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year.’
