Joke – Sex with twins
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says “me feet are freezing mate could you nip upstairs and get me slippers for me”?
“No bother” says murphy and nips upstairs, there he sees paddy’s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
“hello girls” he says, “yer dad sent me upstairs tae shag ye both”. “Fuck off ya liar” they say. “I’ll prove it” says murphy. he shouts down the stairs, “both of them paddy”?
“Of course” paddy says, “what’s the use of fucking one!
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